

(Ask for him at the cash register, then meet him out back. Previously available only from the local supplier Huckapoo Mike, at Tower Records. The experience: A dime bag of suspect origins that purports to be either “pure Colombian” or “primo Gold,” depending on the packager’s whim. Possible side effects: Headache, dry eyes, confirmation of social stigma. But being paranoid means it’s working, I’ve heard. Do you feel something? Maybe . . .? What if Rick was fucking with us and it’s oregano or cat shit or something? Cough. The experience: The low THC content of this pre-rolled, dried-out joint-left over from the Loggins & Messina concert everyone but you went to in April-is ideal for novice smokers or anyone who appreciates not being sure whether they’re actually high. Sourced by: Your best friend’s older brother Rick. Check out this menu of authentic, “vintage” highs: Beginner’s Buzzkill We aim to offer greater curation, with products designed to replicate our proprietor’s personal experiences with cannabis during high school in the mid-seventies.

But anyone can sell sativa vape cartridges or gummies with twenty-two-per-cent THC content. With recreational marijuana now legal in New York State, dispensaries will soon be opening up all over town.
